Aaargh!! On missing the Milan derby
The Luxury Player is not best pleased. You see, last night, while the LP was celebrating having liberated twelve cans of Stella for a dead cheap price by transferring the contents of most of those cans to his stomach, the Milan derby was taking place, and it was, by all accounts what is commonly known as a cracker of a match.
The LP realised his folly just in time to catch Milan’s Antonio “metti a” Cassano beaming like a Cheshire cat after apparently having just scored the third goal in a three goal rout of Inter. I then watched everyone’s favourite tantrum merchant get himself sent off with two yellow cards in the space of about 90 seconds. The other man on the score sheet was two-goal hero Alexander Pato, whose 1st minute opener must have really rocked the Nerazzurri.
Urgh. Well, you win some, you lose some. Here, then, are the highlights: