Harewood leaves Blackpool!!
Shock and horror! At least the Francophone world won’t miss a single development of this breaking story, as France Football’s website has made world-beating centre forward and part-time Homer Simpson impersonator Marlon Harewood‘s decision to leave Blackpool headline news. We’ll be looking forward to their coverage of other stories of note, such as the enthronement of Britain’s top celebrity fan, and the whereabouts of ace international goal plunderer David Nugent. (Disclaimer: I do realise that France Football is a serious and well-respected publication.)